| A newlywed couple gets back from their honeymoon and the husband decides that he wants to watch the video of their first night as husband and wife. He plays the tape and hears his wife say, "Ahh, ahh, that's happiness. Ahh, ahh, that's happiness." Just then, his new bride walks in and says, "You moron, that's slo-mo." She rewinds the tape and plays it at normal speed: "Ha, ha, that's a penis? Ha, ha, that's a penis?" |