| Two guys were talking at the bar. One said, "I didn't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything and what she doesn't have she buys for herself. I asked a friend what to give her and he suggested a gift certificate for an hour of great sex, any way she wanted it." "Great idea! Did you do it?" "Yeah." "And did she like it?" "Yeah, that's why I'm here, drinking alone. She loved it so much, she jumped up and down, thanked me, and ran out the door, yelling, 'See you in an hour'!" |