| Wife: Darling, I have a question. When Hindu God's Shiva and Parvati stand together, Shiva always has a "Thrishulam". When Vishnu and Lakshmi stand together, Vishnu has a "Sudarshana Chakra". When Ram and Seetha stand together, Ram has an Arrow and Bow. But, when Krishna and Radha stand together, Krishna has no weapon, but only a flute. WHY? Husband: Simple answer! The first three Gods stood with their wives. Krishna stood with his lover. Whoever stands with his wife NEEDS a WEAPON! |