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    Santa accidentally bumped into a woman on the street.
    "I`m so sorry," he apologized.
    "That`s quite all right," the woman replied. "You know," she added with a smile, "you look just like my fifth husband."
    "Wow," said Santa. "How many times have you been married?"
    "Four"
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