First Come, First Served

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    A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating.

    She yells, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"

    One of the Japanese men explains, "Can't you see? We are all berry hungry."

    The waitress begs the question, "So, how is whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation?"

    One of the other Japanese men replies, "The menu say FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!"
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