Your Prayer Has Been Heard

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    A college student wrote a letter home:

    Dear folks, I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels. I beg on bended knee that you forgive me.

    Your son, Marvin.

    P.S.I felt so terrible I ran after the mailman who picked this up in the box at the corner. I wanted to take this letter and burn it. I prayed to God that I could get it back.But it was too late.



    A few days later he received a letter from his father. It said: Your prayers were answered. Your letter never came!
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