It's Too Late...

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    The four newlyweds spent their honeymoon at Niagara Falls. They occupied adjoining rooms, sat at the same table, and were inseparable.

    One evening after dinner as they were returning to their rooms, there was lightning and the lights went off. It was pitch dark, and groping their way they made it to their rooms, and quietly undressed.

    Jack a religious fellow knelt to pray. Just as he completed his prayer, the lights came on that he saw that he was with his friend's wife. He jumped up and dashed for the door.

    "Too late to hurry now," said the girl, "Joe never prays!"
  • The Sex Trap "First," said the playboy, "I`m going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose."
    "Oh no you`re not," said the girl.
    "Then I`ll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks...
  • Compensation For Willy A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won`t remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway...
  • Slip of The Tongue A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days. When she returns and enters the house, she puts her things away and then goes to do some much needed laundry. Upon her entry to the room, however, she finds a pair of panties...
  • First Come, First Served A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating. She yells, "What the hell do you guys...
  • The Persistent Erection A guy walked into the doctor`s office for an appointment. "Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty receptionist asked.
    "I`ll need the information for the doctor...
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