Teacher: Construct a sentence using the word sugar. Pupil: I drank tea this morning. Teacher: Where is the word sugar. Pupil: It is already in the tea...!!! TEACHER: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis. TEACHER: Class, what is photosynthesis? Student: Photosynthesis is our topic today. TEACHER: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. (Begin the sentence with Mangoes) Student: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you... TEACHER: What do you call mosquitoes in your language? Student: We don't call them, they come on their own... TEACHER: Name the nation, people hate most. Student: Exami-nation... TEACHER: How can we keep our school clean? Student: By staying at home... TEACHER: One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that?? Student: Future impossible tense... |