Clogged Toilet!

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    A superintendent of a large, apartment building got the ultimate revenge when he was called for the umpteenth time to fix a rather snooty tenant's clogged toilet.

    Going to her apartment, where the female tenant happened to be giving a fancy dinner party for other tenants in the building, the super had to endure her telling all the assembled guests that he was a complete, incompetent idiot. Furthermore, she got them all to go to the bathroom door to watch his clumsiness.

    He didn't say anything but merely concentrated on fixing the toilet, while she kept on complaining about the bad service.

    So busy was she complaining, that no one noticed when the super reached quickly into his tool bag. A minute later he held something up triumphantly and told her and the assembled guests, "I've found what was clogging your toilet."

    All the guests broke into shocked laughter and the woman turned a bright red. The super was holding up a large yellow banana with a red condom wrapped around it.

    The woman never complained again.
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