| A woman dies. In heaven she sees a large Wall full of Clocks. She asks angel: What are these for? Angel answers: These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, clock moves. The woman points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this? Angel says: It's Yudhishtir's clock. It never moved, showing that he never told lie. The woman asks: Where are the clocks of Married men? The angel replies: Those are in our office, We use them as 'OFFICE FANS' She then asked, what about the Married women? The angel replied: Those are kept out... they are 'Generating electricity'!!! |