In the crowded Chembur station, a bespectacled man with a thick moustache approached a passenger and proclaimed in a heavy Malayali accent, "You're Sippy Sopan!" The passenger replied, "No, I am Rajesh Joshi!" "Nyo, nyo, you're Sippy Sopan," persisted the Malayali. "No, no, I am Rajesh Joshi," insisted the passenger. The exasperated Malayali looked to the right, looked to the left, pointed a finger at the man's trousers (fly) and whispered... "Your Sippy Sopan!!!` |