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A minister would up the services one morning by saying, "Next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in this connection, as a preparation for my discourse, I would like you all to read the seventeenth chapter of Mark."
On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin, and said, "Now, then, all of you who have done as I requested and read the seventeenth chapter of Mark, please raise your hands."
Nearly every hand in the congregation went up.
Then said the preacher, "You are the people I want to talk to. There is no seventeenth chapter of Mark."
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- Toe the line ! Everybody on Earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, 'I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with...
- Good cat ! One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord Himself.
The Lord says to the cat, 'You lived a good life, and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me know.'
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The instructor told Laloo, 'Laloo ji, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say...