| A glamorous actress, whose best days were behind her, began finding herself without male companionship several evenings a week. To help pass the time--and perhaps catch a live one -- she decided to attend one of those Hollywood charity meetings. She dozed quietly throughout the opening address, but awoke suddenly to hear the speaker say: "Now let's get out and work like beavers." The actress nudged the person sitting next to her and whispered, "How do beavers work?" The answer from the confused lady on her left was, "I'm not too sure, but I think it's with their tails." The actress jumped to her feet and shouted as loud as she could, "Put me down for three nights a week!" |