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Once Banta was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the securityguard told Banta, "WAIT PLEASE"
Banta replied, "65Kgs" and moved down.
- Subject of liars: A minister said one morning, 'Next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in this connection, as a preparation for my discourse, I would like you all to read the seventeenth chapter of Mark.' On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin, and said...
- Resemblance !! Santa accidentally bumped into a woman on the street. 'I`m so sorry,' he apologized. 'That`s quite all right,' the woman replied. 'You know,' she added with a smile, 'you look just like...
- Sherlock Holmes! Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. 'Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.' Watson replies, 'I see millions of...
- Identify the creature... The professor announced that the test would be to look at each set of bird legs and give the common name, habitat, genus, species, and identifying characteristic. The student looked at each set of bird legs. They all looked the same to him. He began to get upset. He had stayed...
- Toe the line ! Everybody on Earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, 'I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with...