| I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer. The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: License and registration, please, I think you are drunk! Me: I assure you, I did not drink anything. Officer: Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this? Me: A car. Officer: Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford? Me: I have no idea! Officer: So, you're drunk. Me: But I didn't drink anything. Officer: Okay, one more test --- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it? Me: A motorcycle. Officer: Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley? Me: I have no idea! Officer: As I suspected, you're drunk! Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question. Me: So, counter question --- You;re driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this? Officer: A prostitute of course. Me: Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother? |