| This truck driver is cruising down this dusty ass country road, when out runs this rooster and he runs it over, killing it. He stops, and walks up to the farm, and knocks
on the door. Out steps this knock down gorgeous young woman, "What do you want," the girl says. "I'm sorry miss, but I believe I ran over your rooster and killed it," the trucker said. "Oh, I guess I'll have to get a new one." "Miss I am more than willing to replace it," replied the trucker. The farmers daughter looks hm up and down and says, "Drop your pants big boy." The trucker is confused but complies, and shows off his little friend. "I guess you'll do, the chickens are out back." |