| A midget went into a whorehouse. None of the girls wanted to provide the service for him, so finally they drew lots and Julie was the unlucky one. So they went up to the room. A minute later, there was a loud scream. The madam and all the girls charged up the staircase and into the room. Julie lay on the floor in a dead faint. Standing next to the bed was the midget, nude, and with a two foot penis hanging down and touching the floor. The girls were awe struck by the sight. Finally, one of the girls says," sir, would you mind if I felt it? I've never seen anything like that before." The midget replies, "Okay, honey. But only touching. No sucking. I used to be seven feet six inches tall!" |