| Four men applied for the same job and were equally qualified so the interviewer decided to ask them one extra question to display their creativity: "What is the fastest thing you can think of and why?" The first man answered, "A thought, because it just pops into your head without warning." "Good," replied the interviewer and turned to the second man, "And you?" The second man said, "A blink, because it comes and goes and you don't know it happened." "Good," said the interviewer and looked at the third man. "Light, because when you flip a switch, the light comes on instantaneously." "Science says nothing is faster than light," said the interviewer. Then it was Murphy's turn. Murphy proclaimed, "The fastest thing is diarrhea." "What?!" spurted the stunned interviewer. "Why? How?" Murphy finished, "Well, the other day, when I weren't feeling so good, I ran for the bathroom but before I could think, blink, or turn on the light, I shit my pants!" |