| The other afternoon a group of us stopped by a bar after work. While we all enjoyed ourselves, David was sitting at the bar morosely staring at his untouched beer. I walked over to him and with concern asked, "What's the problem, David? Why are you so down in the dumps?" "My brother just told me that there's a sperm bank in his neighborhood that pays $40 for a donation." "Yeah, so?" "Don't you realize?" David cried. "I've let a fortune slip through my fingers! |