| Anni, a former prostitute with a rather well-used vagina that has been somewhat stretched is given a proposal of marriage from Sam who met in a bar one night. She thinks it over, and she decides to accept his proposal. Anni's private parts are somewhat oversized from her former occupation, but she decides to approach the problem after they are married. On their wedding night, Anni explains the problem by saying that when she was a small child, she got her privates caught on some barbed wire while climbing over a fence, explains why her vagina is so big. They make wild and passionate love for most of the night, and in the early hours of the morning, Sam, after regaining his breath, turns to her and says, "I can understand your private parts being stretched by this barbed wire, Anni dear, but just how far across the field were you before you noticed?" |