| Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy said "Me feet are freezing, will you nip upstairs and get my slippers for me?" "No bother", said Murphy and goes upstairs. There he finds Paddy's stunning twin 19 year old daughters sitting on the bed. "Hello girls", he said smiling, "Your Dad sent me up here to shag the pair of ye!" "Feck off ya liar!" they replied. "I'll prove it!" says Murphy, so he shouts down the stairs "Both of them, Paddy?" "Of course! What's the use of fucking one?" |