| Overheard in a bar: "First," said the playboy, "I'm going to buy you a few
drinks and get you a bit loose." "Oh no you're not," said Anni. "Then I'll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks." "Oh no you're not," said Anni. "Then I'll take you to my place and keep serving you drinks." "Oh no you're not," said Anni. "Then I'm going to make violent, passionate love to you." "Oh no you're not," said Anni. "And I'm not going to wear a condom either!" said the guy. "Oh yes you are!" said Anni. |