| A working mother suspected her teenage son of bringing home girls after school. So, one morning she decided to buy a parrot. Entering the pet store, she asked the owner if he had any talking parrots. He replied that he has one that has been in the shop for years and knew thousands of words. When she asked why the parrot had been there so long he told her that the parrot was handicapped. It didn't have any feet. She wondered out loud how he hung on to his perch and the embarrassed owner told her that the parrot just wrapped his penis around the perch and hung on. Desperate, she bought him anyway and hung the cage in her son's room. After returning home that night, she was anxious for answers. "Did you see anything?" she asked the parrot. The parrot squawked, "Wrrakk! Your son brought a beautiful girl home from school!" The mother was upset by this and asked, "What else did he do?" The parrot replied, "Wrrakk! He took off all of her clothes!" Now she was REALLY mad and said. "And then what did you see?" And the parrot squawked, "Nothing! Wrrakk... I fell off my perch!" |