Creative Lunch Box

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    She said: A bricklayer at my husbands construction job routinely complained about the contents of his lunch box.

    "I'm sick and tired of getting the same old thing!" he shouted one day. "Tonight I'll set my wife straight."

    The next day the men could hardly wait until lunch time to hear what happened.

    "You bet I told her off," the bricklayer boasted. "I said, 'No more of the same old stuff. Be creative!' We had one heck of a fight, but I got my point across."

    He had indeed. In front of an admiring audience, he opened his lunch box to find that his wife had packed a coconut- and a hammer.
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