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Banta was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him, if he had anything to say in his defence.
"They should not put up such misleading notices," said Banta.
"It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
- As a matter of fact! In his autobiography, 'Treasure in clay', Bishop Fulton Sheen tells of getting lost in Philadelphia on his way to a lecture at the Town Hall.
'I stopped to ask a few boys... - Height of savings! On leaving his office and reaching the tram stop, Banta found that the tram bound for his home had just started moving. Banta in his anxiety, to get home fast, ran after the tram.
In the course of time, it was found... - Santa`s padlock... Santa was coming home from a local liquor shop late at night. He lived alone and locked his house whenever he went out.
As he neared his house, he took out his key to open the lock but he could not manage to put the key... - Sailor`s logic! A Captain asked a sailor, 'Where did your father die?'
'He drowned at sea.'
'And your grandfather?'
'At sea... - Who befooled who? Once Banta went to Bombay. While passing through a road he saw a very high building.
He was amazed to see it, and decided to count its stories. As he was doing so a townsman saw him and tried to befool