| Johnny wanted to screw, Margie, a girl in his class.....but she belonged to someone else... one day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you 50 dollars if you let me screw you." Margie said, "NO." Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished with my work by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend, Brad. So she called Brad and told him the story. "We could use some money to go to that concert next week," said Brad, "Tell him 100 dollars, by the time you pick up the money he won't even be able to get his pants down." So she tells Johnny and he agrees to 100 dollars. Half an hour goes by and Brad is waiting for his girlfriend to call. After 1 hour nothing. Finally after 2 hours Brad calls and asks why she hadn't called sooner. She replies, "Do you know how long it takes to pick up 100 dollars in quarters?" |