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"Children, please name a medicine and what it is used for," said Mrs. Johnson.
The first student said, "Tylenol."
"Very good! And what is Tylenol used for?"
"It's for headaches."
"Excellent. Anyone else?"
Another pupil said, "Nytol."
"Excellent. And what is Nytol used for?"
"It helps you go to sleep."
"That's right. Johnny? Do you know a medicine?"
Little Johnny thought a moment and then said, "Viagra."
"Uh, okay, Johnny. What is Viagra used for?"
"I think it's for diarrhea."
"Diarrhea? Who told you that?"
"No one, but the other night I heard my mom tell my dad, 'Take a Viagra and maybe that little sh*$ will get harder!'"
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