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A gent from Keokuk, Iowa was visiting Atlantic City on a convention for the first time and ran into one of the hookers while walking the boardwalk.
When she offered a fun time he responded, "How much?"
And she replied, "Twenty bucks."
He said, thinking it was a good deal, "OK" and followed her down under,the boardwalk, and had his way with her.
The next night, he's out looking for the same hooker, finds her and they once again go under the boardwalk, only this time while he's banging her, she blasts two incredible hugh farts.
When they're done, he hands her $25.
The woman says, "Why the extra five?"
He happily tells her, "That's for blowing the sand off my ass !"
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