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    The Queen and Princess Anne are out for a drive in one of the Queen`s Range Rovers. Suddenly some armed robbers leap out of the bushes and stop the car.
    "Give us the money", they shout at the Queen.
    "But I`m the Queen of England, I have no need for money."
    "Oh, shit", says the leader of the armed band, and turns to Anne, "Give us yer jewels."
    "But I don`t wear my jewels all the time, only on state occasions."
    The armed robbers looked fed up, when suddenly they hear the sound of wailing sirens approaching.
    "Quick, out of the car. We`ll have the Range Rover at least," and with that the robbers drove off.
    As the Queen and Anne are waiting for the police to get there, Anne turns to the Queen. "What did you do with all the cash you had? You`re always loaded."
    "Ah," says the Queen, "I saw the robbers and in the few seconds before they got to the car I rolled up my notes and tucked them into that little place that only women have."
    Reaching under her skirt, she produces several thousand pounds in notes.
    "And what did you do with your jewels? You always wear lots of jewellery, my dear."
    The Queen says to Anne. Well, like you, in those few seconds before the robbers got to the car, I slipped off my rings, necklaces and tiara, and like you, slipped them into that little place that only women have."
    Reaching down she plucks out her jewellery. They both sit quietly for a few minutes, before the Queen turns to Anne "You know, if Fergie had been with us, we could still have the Range Rover."
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