| There was a fly flying 12 inches above a lake. A fish in the lake thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches, I'd get it." A bear on land thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches, the fish would jump out of the water and I'd get it!" A hunter nearby thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear will go to get the fish and I'll shoot the bear." A mouse watching thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear and I'll steal the cheese off his sandwich !" A cat in hiding thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, the mouse will go get the cheese and I'll get that mouse !!!" Suddenly, it all happened: The fly dropped 6 inches, the fish got the fly, the bear got the fish, the hunter got the bear, the mouse got the hunter's cheese, but the cat missed the mouse and fell in the water! A subsequent in depth analysis of the above chain of events by a global management consulting firm revealed in their summary that Every time a fly drops 6 inches, a pussy gets wet. |