| Gujarati Patel to wife: Remove your clothes. Wife: Why ? Gujarati Patel: Just remove and come on the bed. Wife: Okay I have taken off my clothes. Gujarati Patel: Nice sweetie. Also your bra and panties? Remove them also. Wife: Oh No, I am not in the mood. Gujarati Patel: Just remove your panties and bra. Don't tell me your "not in the mood story"! Wife: Okay they are off. What next? Gujarati Patel: Sit down and help me count my money. Every time you do that with your clothes are on, some cash goes missing. |