Sex, Super Sex and Love

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    Girl asks her mother: What is sex?
    Mother: Sex is when you stop a car driven by a man who offers you a meal in a restaurant, and then you spend some time with him in the hotel room, sleep with him once, and then each one go on his way and you have a Fifty dollar bill extra in your pocket.

    Then the girl asks her mother: What is Super Sex?

    Mother: Super sex is when you stop a limousine driven by Chauffeur and a stylish man is sitting in the back who takes you to a luxurious villa, gives you a sumptuous meal with distinctive Caviar...a nd then you spend the night together in bed and engage in sex more than once, and then you part with an envelope containing a thousand dollars in your pocket.

    And then the girl asks her mother: What is love?

    Mother: Love is a lie invented by men so that they can have sex with you for free.
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