Mating Monkeys

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    A man took his son to the zoo. They found the monkey cage very entertaining until the father noticed two monkeys in a compromising position which embarrassed him to no end because his son was watching.

    He walked up to the keeper and asked if he could stop them. The keeper told him that they are in their natural habitat and could not do anything about it.

    The father asked the keeper, "If I throw peanuts at them, do you think they would stop?"

    The keeper looked at the father in the eye and said, "Would you?"
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