•  

    A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?

    "Are you nuts?!!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.

    "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.

    "Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"

    She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. So they go into an alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.

    The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"

    "Nah", he replies. "Costs too much."
  • Where Do Babies Come From? It was a little girl`s first day of school and her mother was both excited and saddened to see her daughter begin this rite of passage. She sent her daughter off with a kiss good-bye and a promise of freshly baked cookies...
  • Getting Boners At The Wrong Time Bob walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what`s wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection...
  • An Understanding Wife With his wife now eight months pregnant, a man was severely horny. She recognized what he was going through and empathized enough to hand him a fifty-dollar bill. "Honey, you`re so depressed. Take this money to the woman...
  • Surgery Mix-up A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he`s surrounded by several anxious looking doctors and asks nervously, "Is there a problem?"
    The head surgeon says gently, with tears in his eyes, "I`m afraid so...
  • Mating Monkeys A man took his son to the zoo. They found the monkey cage very entertaining until the father noticed two monkeys in a compromising position which embarrassed him to no end because his son was watching...
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT