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    This woman goes into a dentist`s office, and after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth."
    The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, I`d rather have a baby!"
    To which the dentist replies: "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair."
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