| The other day I accompanied my wife when she went to the parlor for a haircut. Reading a magazine in the reception area, I found an interesting article. I asked the receptionist if I could take the magazine next door to make a photocopy. "Leave some ID, a driver's license or a credit card," she said. "But my Wife is here getting a haircut," I explained. "Yes, I know," she replied. "But I need something you'll come back for." |