After the police!

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    A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask.
    The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away.
    "Aren`t you going to have a drink yourself?" asked the doctor.
    "Sure; after the police leave," replied the lawyer.
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