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    The pick-up couple was relaxing after a satisfying session of lovemaking.

    The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attract and bed such a luscious looking dish. He was even considering trying to establish a relationship instead of just a one-night stand.

    But he couldn't help but to think that he had met her before.

    "I can't help feeling that we've met before." he said.

    "Yeah, I know," sighed the girl stretching. "It happens to me a lot. I think they call this 'de ja screw.'"
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