Like selfish guys ?

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    A guy walks a woman to the door after their first date. He asks her if she has had a good time. She tells him yes, but to get her really horny, she likes her men to be rough, tough & selfish. The next week, the guy picks her up for their evening out dressed in a bikers black leathers. He grabs her, throws her on the back of his newly- rented Harley and away they go to the nearest bikers bar. The whole evening is spent drinking and brawling with the bikers.
    When they get back to her house, he drags her up to the bedroom, and asks her, "Well, was I rough enough?"
    "Yes," she purrs and rubs herself suggestively.
    "And was I tough enough?" he ventures.
    "Oh yes," she moans.
    "Well then, its time to be selfish", he says, and beats off.
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