| A man and a woman were engaged in heated sexual intercourse. The woman was screaming and wiggling like she had never before. Afterwards, she flings the lights on and stares him straight in the eyes. "You know you were fucking me in the ass, don't you?" "I wasn't quite sure," replied the man. "Surely you realized that it wasn't like our normal sex. Why didn't you stop?" pleaded the wife. "You know how much we men hate to stop and ask for directions..." |