| On a hot day, a `good ol` boy stopped at the tavern for a cold beer, leaving his hound dog tied to a parking meter in front of the joint. One beer led to another, and soon a cop came in and said, "Is that your dog outside?" "Sure is", said the redneck. "Well, I want you to know she`s in heat", said the cop. "No she ain`t. I tied her in the shade". "No, no! I mean she needs to be bred." "That`s stupid. How can a dog be a loaf of bread?" The exasperated cop said, "I mean she needs to be fucked!" "Oh. Well go ahead and fuck her. I always wanted a police dog." |