Mercury-Uranus Conjunction

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    During his routine medical check, Paddy asked the doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life ?"

    "I don't know", said the doctor, "Mercury is in Uranus right now."

    Paddy said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."

    "Neither do I", replied the doctor, "My thermometer just broke in your ass."
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