| A dumb guy finds one dollar in his couch at home. He really needs to have sex, so he goes to the local brothel and tells the lady at the desk, "Give me your best whore!" She yells upstairs, "Harry, grease up Sally!" and says, "That'll be five hundred dollars, please." The man says, "Oh, I don't have that much." The woman says, "Okay, then, Harry grease up Monica! That'll be two hundred dollars, please." The guy says, "I don't have that much." So the woman yells upstairs, "Harry, grease up Katrina! That'll be fifty dollars, please." The guy says, "Oh, I don't have that much." So the woman says, "Well, how much do you have?" He says, "One dollar." So she yells upstairs "Harry, grease up a glove!" |