Playing Mozart

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    A girl was practicing the piano when suddenly there was loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a cop.

    "What's the matter?" she asked.

    "Where's the body?" demanded the officer.

    "What are you talking about?"

    "We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart is being butchered to pieces in this house."
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