Sales Executive Interview

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    A Man was asked: How was your job interview yesterday?

    Man: Well, I entered the office, found a man sitting on a large black leather chair with feet resting on the table... He pointed towards his laptop, asked me to take it and go outside, then come back and try to sell him the laptop. He thought himself to be actor Leonardo Di Caprio of "The wolf of wall street" movie. So I took the laptop and left.

    FRIEND: Left...!! Then what?

    Man: Nothing!! Thirty minutes later he called me up... begging me to return his laptop to him because all his work and important documents were in it. So I asked him: Will you buy it ??
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