| One day, the vagina escaped from her normal location address and decided to take a walk around the whole body. She first came across the kidneys and asked, "Who are you?" The kidney answered, "I am the kidney. I remove waste products from the blood and regulate the water fluid level." "I salute you," she said and moved forward. She moved on and came across the liver and asked, "Who are you?" The liver replied, "I am the Liver. I detoxify chemicals and metabolise drugs and make proteins important for blood clotting." "I salute you," she said and then moved on and finally came across the heart. She asked the same question, "Who are you?" The heart replied, "I am the Heart." The vagina then screamed, "Ahaaaa! You are the bastard that I have been looking for." The heart was amazed and asked, "But why are you so mad at me"" The vagina replied, "You are the one that goes around apparently falling in love with men. And each time you fall in love, I am the one that gets fucked!!!" |