Lingerie Shopping

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    Geraldine Aunty took her new daughter-in-law to buy a pair of sandals from the Mapusa Market.

    The shopkeeper first cleaned her feet with sanitizer. Then washed it with soap, wiped with towel, then gave her sandals to try out.

    They selected a pair, paid and started to leave.

    The shop keeper, asked her, "Do you need anything else?"

    Aunty said, "She wanted to buy bra's and some panties, but after seeing your service, I have changed my mind."
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