| A man caught a goldfish and as always... "Let me go and I will grant you a wish" said the goldfish. "But I don't need anything. I have a house, a summer house by the sea, cars, a cottage in the mountains, a yacht, more than enough money..... I only fish for pleasure" he says. "Come on, please, let me go, I'll fulfill any wish". "Well, ok" says the guy "From now on I wish that my dear wife and I always have an orgasm together" and releases the fish. "Voila, granted" says the little fish. The man picked up his fishing equipment, put it in the car and happily drove home.... On the way home he came twice. |