| There's a beer convention in town, and all the CEOs from all the beer companes are there. During a break between seminars, a few of them went down to the hotel bar for a drink. The Anheuser Busch CEO says to the bartender, "I'll have a Budweiser, the King of Beers," and he takes his drink and sits at a table. The Coors CEO says, "I'll have a Coors, Brewed with Pure Rocky Mountain Spring Water," and joins the other CEO. The Heineken CEO says, "I'll have a Heineken, Lager Beer at its Best," and he, too, sits at the table. The Guinness CEO says, "I'll have a glass of water, please," and joins the others. The other three CEOs look at him, puzzled, and one of them inquires, "You're drinking water?" "Yes," he replies. "If you three aren't drinking beer, then neither am I." |