Banta married!

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    On a summer holiday in New York Banta decided to visit a bar.
    At the bar, the man sitting on Banta`s left told the bartender, `Johnie Walker,single.`
    Then the man on his right ordered, `Jack Daniels, single.`
    When the barman turned to Banta for an order, he said, Banta, married.`
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